2026-03-29

Welcome to Part 2 of this entirely avoidable journey. In the previous installment, I unboxed a tail and discovered that even accessories can betray you. This time, we’re dealing with something far more dangerous: ​ Suspiciously cheap doll bodies....

2026-03-22

There’s a very specific kind of confidence that hits when you score something at 50% off. It whispers things like "you’re financially responsible” and “this was a smart decision." That’s exactly how I felt when I bought my Ringdoll Alpha body for...

2026-03-14

Online marketplaces can be unpredictable places. Sometimes you search for one specific item and leave empty-handed. Other times, you blink, and suddenly several packages are on their way to your house. This haul came entirely (almost) from Xianyu...

2026-03-07

Today I’m finally opening the Fantasy Shape Studio Antares head and horns, which are designed to go with the four-armed bust stand I previously unboxed. Yes. Four arms. Because clearly two arms simply weren’t dramatic enough. I originally order...

2026-02-23

Today’s victim is the Dream Valley Ilya in Purple, officially titled White Priestess. She’s the female version of Howard the Giraffetaur, which Dream Valley released years ago. Long limbs, elegant proportions, and a general air of "I cost money yo...

2026-02-16

After what can only be described as an unnecessarily complicated journey, the Immortality of Soul 50 class body finally arrived. While the full timeline and communication issues are documented elsewhere [https://www.dedeko.me/blog/my-experience-wi...